Come on in

Tell us about your spot. Stephen reads every one.

A few quick questions about your room, your phone, and the way calls come in. When you hit send, your booking link and live status page hit your inbox instantly. Stephen calls you back the same day, inside four hours.

Test-drive Quinn first Skip to the form

Five minutes with Quinn on our demo line at Marino's, a fictional Philly pizza shop. Order like you're hungry. Nothing saved, no email required.

How this goes.

No same-day switch-on. A person on our end listens to your room before Quinn ever answers a real call. That's what keeps her from sounding like a robot.

You send this in.

Stephen calls you back the same day. Twenty minutes on the phone. He learns your spot.

We build Quinn around your room.

Your menu, your hours, the way your regulars actually order. We rehearse. You listen. We tune until she sounds right.

She picks up when you can't.

Your own line, live. Forward your busy hours in first, or the whole day. Your call.

Interlude / after close

Most of these get written at the end of the bar after close, notebook out, phone face up. Stephen reads them the same way.

Your spot

A few quick questions.

Only the top three are required. The rest helps Stephen show up to the call already knowing your setup.

Your spot Intake · read by Stephen

So Stephen can actually call you back.

Between lunch and dinner? After close?

Whatever picks up when the line rings today.

Where orders land after someone calls them in.

What the phone's like on a Friday. What you've tried. What a host should never, ever do.

Prefer email? stephen@portata.dev. Either way it reaches the same person.